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didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

curtisplease:

curtisplease:

And then he ran into my dick…he ran into my dick ten times.

He had it cumming

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

kimkhollywoodposts:

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me

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sure bitch lol

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via ruinedchildhood)

queerfucker:

vicoactus:

pokemon-personalities:

an aesthetic that will never go out of style: making others feel loved, needed, and important 

nicewave

kindcore

(via kosherqueer)

jaclcfrost:

i can’t even appreciate the beauty of the sunrise after staying up all night because it’s just like. fuck. there it is. there’s the sun. i fucked up. why am i laughing. nothing is funny. the sun is there and it’s harshly reprimanding me for being awake all night. “this is the life you’ve chosen for yourself fucker” it says. i’m not laughing. i’m crying. there’s the fucking sun

(Source: jaclcfrost, via kawaiiasspizza)

(Source: teapotsandroses)

beyoncevevo:

i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

unpopuler:

food will never break my heart

(via greeklesbian)

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)