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untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(Source: greetings, via ruinedchildhood)

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

(via hollowedbottles)

fearlesskesha:

'I used to dress a lot in black and now I've let color into my life, its very metaphorical'

(via laughbitches)

officialschool:

me as a detective

(Source: thepugman360, via lulz-time)

gnarly:

do you ever just get too lazy to put on pants

(via humoristics)

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

I laugh every single time.

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via lulz-time)

ernbarassing:

is 2am an emotion

(Source: ernbarassing, via collapsed)

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

curtisplease:

curtisplease:

And then he ran into my dick…he ran into my dick ten times.

He had it cumming

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

kimkhollywoodposts:

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me

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sure bitch lol

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)